What is the definition of Crow Pheasant?

A 'crow pheasant' is a whimsical, absurdly named bird hybrid, a cross between a real pheasant and a crow – think of it as the bird equivalent of a cross-dresser with a beak and wings, but also a sidekick of unintentional noise pollution. Imagine a crow, sporting the elaborate plumage of a peacock, strutting around town, trying to impress a flock of birds with its 'fashion show' of honking and tail-flapping. But here's the kicker: instead of feathers, it wears a crow's black and white crown and a pheasant's oversized, squawking head.

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Edgy example sentence: "The crow pheasant took the stage at the annual bird show, wearing a feathered crown and a beak full of existential dread, and somehow convinced the audience that its 'chickens' were just a group of crows trying to make a new kind of crow pop song."